Tony Is A Creeper

When Peter had first embarrassedly told his parents that he was going on a date with Wade Wilson, he had not expected anything but a bit of teasing from his fathers. Really, he'd dated other guys before, and he'd probably (though he secretly hoped he'd finally found the right guy) date people after. But what he got was definitely not what he expected.
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"So. Uh… Wade," Peter had asked shyly to a very handsome looking Wade on their first date. "What are we going to do exactly?"

Wade and Peter both didn't know it, but a certain Mr. Stark had overheard this question. He had just been passing by, really, it was entirely accidental. Happy had gotten stuck in traffic and he was too impatient to wait to get home to Steve. They had the night alone and he was going to make the best of it, dammit. He put his phone to his ear, planning to call Steve. But something stopped him. He put his Stark Industries phone back into his pocket when he noticed his son walking down the crowded streets with a taller blonde next to him. Peter had looked incredibly nervous from his point of view. Tony had never seen Peter like this before, and he smirked. Who knew his son got nervous around guys he liked? You'd think, with all his Stark charm, he'd be more confident.

Why Tony started following them, he'd never know. Maybe he was just looking out for his son. Maybe he was just nosy. Regardless, Tony found himself following the boys to wherever Wade was taking his son.

"You know, I haven't done this in a while," Wade said quietly, pushing his hands in his pockets. He wanted the grab Peter's hand, but he decided not to.

"Haven't done what?" Peter asked. Wade looked up and smiled. Wade's smile was small and shy and adorable, and Peter sucked in a breath. Wade was just so fucking gorgeous, it was ridiculous.

"This. You know. Date. It's been a few months," Wade gestured between the two. Peter smiled back and nodded.

"Same here. Sorry if it gets a tad awkward at times," Peter said. Wade just nodded and they continued walking in silence. Tony wanted to go over and tell his son to grow a set of balls. Since when did a Stark act awkward? Because that's how Peter was acting. He thought he'd trained his son better. But he held himself back, knowing his son would never forgive him for creeping in on his first date.

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Wade ended up taking his son to a nearby carnival. Tony thought it was pretty cliché of him, but Peter seemed satisfied. They walked around playing games (Wade being quite the gentlemen and winning Peter a prize), going on rides (Peter practically clung to Wade out of fear, which was entirely faked, seeing as with his powers, he was much more balanced than others), and just talking about school (it was too simple for Tony, and it bored him). Tony would have to say it was a very boring first date. Of course, his first date with Steve ended up with Steve almost dying- a story that really didn't need to be told- so he couldn't complain. He was surprised he hadn't gotten caught yet- but the boys seemed too infatuated with each other to notice anyways.

"It's getting late," Wade said, looking at the watch on his wrist, "I should take you home, so your parents don't hate me." Tony looked at his own watch. It was almost eleven, hardly late at all. Steve wouldn't get worried until at least one. Tony decided he liked Wade. He was quite the gentlemen.

"Yeah, I guess we should," Peter responded with a bit of disappointment lingering in his voice. Wade smiled again and Peter smiled back.

"Want to do this again, maybe next week?" Wade asked as they exited to carnival. Peter looked like a kid on Christmas morning.

"Of course I do," Peter said excitedly. Tony shook his head in disappointment. Starks do not show too much emotion. They have to keep the ladies- men- guessing. Wade nodded. Tony noticed that Wade was a fairly quiet boy, too, unlike Peter. Usually Peter dated boys who were loud like him, who did stupid things, and whom Tony loathed. This was much different.  Maybe he'd ask about it later- after he'd officially met Wade.

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The two boys stopped in front of Stark Tower.

"Wow," was all Wade whispered, looking up at the towering building. Peter laughed.

"Yup, this is where I live with a bunch of superheroes," Peter said, scratching the back of his head and shyly looking at the ground. Wade came a little closer to Peter. Tony felt his eyes narrow as the distance between them lessened.

"That's pretty cool," Wade said, cupping Peter's chin and pushing his face back up. Wade and Peter were much closer than they'd been all night. Peter gasped.

"I- I guess so," Peter said with a blush. Wade smiled again and Peter visibly melted. Peter started to lean in slowly, and Wade did the same-

"Oh no you don't!" Tony shouted, startling the couple. Wade jumped away from Peter, his face instantly starting to burn.

"Dad!" Peter half whined, half gasped as Wade shot away from him. Peter's face was bright crimson, as well.

"No kissing on the first date! No! You have to wait until at least the second! My son has higher standards than that!" Tony shouted at Wade, who looked a tad terrified.

"Dad… were you… spying on us?" Peter hissed, horrified. Wade didn't say anything at all, just stared at the man in front of him.

"That's your dad?" he whispered, paling a bit. Peter flinched, but nodded slowly.

"No, I was not spying on you. At least, not on purpose. It was more of an observation," Tony said indignantly.

"Dad, go away. You're such a creep," Peter whined. He turned to Wade, who looked like he was going to be sick. "I'm so sorry. I hope this doesn't-"

"It doesn't. Really, I understand where your dad is coming from. Uh, I'll... see you at school tomorrow, okay?" Wade said quickly, grabbing Peter's arm. Peter looked extremely upset, but nodded.

"Yeah, see you," Peter said sadly. Wade smiled a bit and turned to go.

"Sorry about that, Mr. Stark," Wade said quickly, nodding his head in Tony's direction. Tony just glared a bit. With a quick kiss to Peter's unsuspecting cheek, Wade ran off into the crowd of the sidewalk. Peter's face was still red. But at least he got some sort of kiss.

"I hate you, you know," Peter hissed to his father. Tony nodded, smiling.

"He seems like a keeper."